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YAY SORE THROAT

((No really, I'll say more than this...okay? Now put the glock away ))

*ahem* Sore throat. Ahem ahem. I developed the unpleasant feeling of being NOSELESS last night as my fucker of a schnozz decided to clog unmercifully, and THEN my delicious sinuses decided to run a marathon down Throat Strip Ave. No really, its a geographical location. No?

Well it WILL be, when I become a football playing king in space.

And I HATE looking like a mouthbreather so when I went to the Redneck Feed Trough last night, fully clogged--I just walked around holding my breath. >__> It's easy! A little trick I learned! Just take a small breath, walk as long as you can before you need another, look at the ground, exhale, and take another. Repeat! Absolutely NO mouth-breather appearance of idiocy!

It also helps if you're a shallow breather who frequently forgets to breathe as it is anyways. ((Not a corpse, I swear on it. ))

So, not feeling good. :3 Although breathing the acid of a pink grapfruit earlier HAS helped since I have no whiskey. Seriously, I'm SHOCKED at how many people don't realize that a shot of whiskey KILLS the infection you get in your throat, so you mix that with honey and lemon ((a "hot toddy" I'm told this is )) and shoot it.

Anyone named "todd", make yourself up a nice "hot yourselfy" and get on the road to health!

Or, you can just attack a grapefruit like I did this afternoon, and INHALE its juices. Acid kills too. D: It's just...not as pleasant.


GOING TO HANG OUT WITH NOW AND BE STUPID, KAY AND I'LL PROBABLY POST TONIGHT WITH A LITTLE SOMETHIN' SOMETHIN' IF I DON'T STAY OUT TOO LONG

Stay stupid cool kids, ESPECIALLY you---. DUDE. AWESOME. PIMP WORK. I clap in your general direction.

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